Festive Food Futurist Mugs

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Night of the Latkes

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.