Future Food Pioneer Gifts

Lab Grown Beef

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Taken genetic engineering too far

'Propane ran out.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I never know what to tip a drone."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."