Fast Food Visionary Pillows

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

Fast food. Even faster food

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

Kentucky Fried Horse

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"