Fast Food Visionary Pillows

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'