Foodie Futurists Pillows

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'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

Taken genetic engineering too far

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Local, free-range bug juice.

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

GMOs

"What's not disgusting?"

GM Kebabs