Future Foodies Pillows

New Zealand restaurants of the future - Sir, we only have GM lettuce. You'll have to prepare your salad yourself.

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

"And remember, Lester, Don't bring home the bacon. It's loaded with nitrites."

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Local, free-range bug juice.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'Ice cream parlour.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I never know what to tip a drone."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.