Future Foodies Pillows

New Zealand restaurants of the future - Sir, we only have GM lettuce. You'll have to prepare your salad yourself.

"And remember, Lester, Don't bring home the bacon. It's loaded with nitrites."

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

Taken genetic engineering too far

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Local, free-range bug juice.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'Ice cream parlour.'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'