Future Food Fan Pillows

"He'll have the meat loaf"

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.

Counting ribs

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Before/After

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Jeff's Smorgasbord

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Local, free-range bug juice.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"I never know what to tip a drone."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."