Future Food Fan T-Shirts

"He'll have the meat loaf"

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.

Counting ribs

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Before/After

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Local, free-range bug juice.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

Bedside Manna.

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."