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GMOs

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"First you make a roux."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

The Politics of Food.