Future Food Thinker Pillows

GMOs

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Is it free-range?"

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

The Politics of Food.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"First you make a roux."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Taken genetic engineering too far