Academic Foodies Pillows

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I never know what to tip a drone."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

The Salvador Deli

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

GMOs

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"What's not disgusting?"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."