Alternative Food Aficionado T-Shirts

"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Vegetarian Birds

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'What are you eating now?'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Executive Tacos

"You should consider buying."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Is it organic?'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Food Pyramid.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'