Wholefood Aficionado T-Shirts

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

See you at the farmers market!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Eco Princess

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Thermidor Dali

'Diet considerations.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."