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"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

The Streets - Night

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."