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'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

"Not superfoods again!?!!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'What are you eating now?'

"Your meal sounded nice."

Planting veggies

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Diet considerations.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Catching flying fish...'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque