Superfood Enthusiast Mugs

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Counting ribs

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Queen of Quinoa

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Planting veggies

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."