Superfood Seeker Mugs

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'