Superfood Seeker Prints

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'