Superfood Supporter Prints

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"We won!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Heart Disease Menu

Nutritional Supplements.

French suppers.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you."

Rejected Major League Expansions

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

World Cup reactions...

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Clap Chowder

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

'What's your favourite meal?'

'No chips thank you, just a nourishing salad...'

Vultures endangered by consuming contaminated carrion