Superfood Supporter Gifts

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"We won!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Heart Disease Menu

Nutritional Supplements.

French suppers.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Superfoods are in aisle three.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Rejected Major League Expansions

"By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you."

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

World Cup reactions...

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Clap Chowder

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

'What's your favourite meal?'

"Not superfoods again!?!!"

'No chips thank you, just a nourishing salad...'