Superfood Lover Gifts

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Queen of Quinoa

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Diet considerations.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.