Superfood Explorer Gifts

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Is this still America?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Unusual Offers

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'How was the squid?'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Pastrami in the wild

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."