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Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'I'll need to see a financial statement before you can order.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"And this white burgundy goes well with chicken, light pastas, and most prescription side-effects."

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Good news, Sir!' We weren't out of Swiss cheese after all!'

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'How was the squid?'

Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.

"The crab bisque, the tournedos, the bourbon soufflé... Thank you so much for trying."

'Dear, here's de cantor you asked for, but he swears he doesn't know a thing about aerating wine.'

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'Our food has the top Michelin rating.' 'The food or the tyre?'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'The recipe calls for blubber, onion, carrot, olive oil, lemon and tomato. I left out the onion, carrot, olive oil, lemon and tomato.'

Once chocolate bar. Colombian, Peruvian, Tibetan? 40 percent cocoa? 70 percent cocoa? 85 percent? 86.2 percent? With hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts, peanuts, sesame seeds, chili flakes, wasabi, kalamata olives? Chocolate! And a water. Bottled? Fizzy? Flavored? Vitamin-enhanced? Don't hurt me.

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Our guarantee and after snails service.

'I bet they have great french fries.'

'Avoid the Beef Wellington here - the foie gras is a faux pas.'

'But, why would you want to eat here?'

'Could it be that my food has a slight euro flavor?'

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"Honey, that wasn't avocado."

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

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Fish bring a sardine can out in a casket at a fancy restaurant.