Gourmet Exploration Gifts

Fondue Heaven

Samosas

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'A cheeky red?'

La Table

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Is the MSG local?"

Pasta

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

I wish I'd had the review.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."