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"It's all down to turmeric!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'How was the squid?'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Pastrami in the wild

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."