Protein Lover Gifts

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Spontaneous Kombucha

Platter confusion.

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Strive to win!

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'