Protein Seekers Gifts

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

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A fight in the Boardroom.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

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"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

What is possible/what is probable.

What is possible and what is probable.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

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