Protein Hunter Gifts

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Business of Finger-pointing

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

'Joey, I could spend all day telling you about risks and rewards...my advice is let greed be your guide!'

Great mouser!

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

Recycled garbage