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'Now that's the kind of 'outside the box' thinking I've been talking about.'

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'If that doesn't set your tail to wagging, nothing will.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"The folks upstairs would like to see some details on this maneuver of yours."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

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'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

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"Where's the smile of the insider that I've grown accustomed to?"

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"We've tried everything else- I suppose we could try and improve the products."

'Profit in the garbage.'

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'Excited by the quarterly report?'

'Sales are up so everyone is getting a bigger paycheck!'

'Beefalo' - Breeding cattle and buffalo.

Greedy banker reaping returns

"I'm not suggesting investing in companies making diet foods. The real money is made investing in companies making tasty high calorie foods."

'We make our ship come in by shipping our work out of the country.'

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

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'Joey, I could spend all day telling you about risks and rewards...my advice is let greed be your guide!'

'I've got $10 and I'm looking to double it.'

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