Profit Hustler Gifts

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Work Slave

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

Business of Finger-pointing

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'