Profit Hunters Gifts

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Gloat

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Sales.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...