Profit Pursuit Gifts

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Let's Celebrate

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Gloat

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'