Profit Seekers Gifts

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

Talking walls...

I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 a.m., minion. I try not to wonder. After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7. We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep. Not true. By being closed at 3a.m., we're missing out on the potentially lucrative Igor the Wino clientele. Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon. Very bad man.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'I've hired Ms. Zebulon as a spiritual advisor to try to raise profits...'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"And right here is where we got jiggy with it."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Sales.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...