Wealth Seekers Gifts

Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"...it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

'I'll tell you what the American Dream is - it's to be overpaid.'

Fortune gate.

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"I love coming out of a recession, don't you?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."