Wealth Seeking Gifts

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'

'OK, I'm ready. Make me rich.' 'Make me laugh.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'