Profit Pursuers Gifts

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"The bad news is we still don't have all the money in the world."

'I'm blessed in not having a conscience in making unconscionable profits.'

'Making money in the stock market is liking shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in New York and the barrel's in L.A.'

'It's the first dollar I ever made. Unfortunately, it's also the last dollar I ever made.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Upward Progress

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'