Prize Hunters Gifts

It says "You may already be a winner --- But don't burn any bridges".

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Bang!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Profit in the garbage.'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

Business of Finger-pointing

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

"It was me who did it!"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'