Prize Collectors Gifts

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Dad Trophies

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'