Trophy Collector Gifts

"We lost!"

The Victors

'You seem upset. Is it because I took down our wedding photo, and replaced it with a photo of a buck I got last week.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

"......And finally I'd like to thank my 5 brothers, 4 sisters, 3 uncles, 2 aunts, 23 nephews and nieces and 37 cousins."

'I'll covet this trophy right up to the time I sell it to met my payroll.'

"I suppose you're gonna be talking GOLF all evening!"

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'He thinks he's a show dog.'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Cat show success.

'...It's moments like these I'm glad I don't have feelings...'

Devils Heads As Trophies

'Actually, he bought the thing on eBay!'

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

'Wow! That's Tiger Woods' ball! How did you get it?'

He had proudly displayed it on his mantel for seven years fore he finally read the fine print.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'That was taken after I lost everything.'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish has lures on wall like trophies.

It's all about number 1.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Matador Taxidermy

"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"

'You said I had to sell it, you didn't say I couldn't buy it.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'It was Oscar's final request.'

Stag in a lodge with man's head trophies on the wall.