Collecting Trophies Gifts

Moose with Hunter Trophies.

The Generals medals

'He thinks he's a show dog.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

European Super League

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"She won the spelling bee."

"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."

'Lord, don't let him get started on the ones that got away!'

'After the fight I was given a cup... To keep my teeth in.'

Winning the Cup.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I took third place on our corporate golf outing, You should see the first place trophy,'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Cat Show

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Dad Trophies

Pinata Trophies