Trophy Gatherer Gifts

'Ah yes, that's Henderson. Unfortunately, he found himself in my line of fire.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Cat Show

Win - win

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Zdeno Chara

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.