Trophy Gatherer Pillows

'Ah yes, that's Henderson. Unfortunately, he found himself in my line of fire.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Win - win

Dad Trophies

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Zdeno Chara

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'