Trophy Seeker Pillows

'I'd rather be hunting.'

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Al-I don't think we better wait until a bigger one comes along.'

'Who won...'

"OMG! I'm lost for words!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Dad Trophies

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Boom

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Win - win

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Guess what? I won again.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Pinata Trophies

'Guess who netted it.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'