Trophy Seeker Pillows

'I'd rather be hunting.'

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Al-I don't think we better wait until a bigger one comes along.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Boom

Dad Trophies

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pinata Trophies

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Dept. of the Treasury

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.