Trophy Catch Gifts

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Win - win

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Dad Trophies

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Zdeno Chara

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.