Trophy Chaser Gifts

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Del Bosque'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Mick McCarthy

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Fishing Boat Derby

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

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Chris Froome

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Bang!"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Arch of Triumph Save

Careerist

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Discomfort zone.

Loser's Podium.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'