Award Chasers Gifts

This is the dance of how to get your bronze award.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Guess what? I won again.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Soccer coach of the year.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Hollywood or bust!

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

"I got a job!"

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Norman E-Mailer

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Ladder of Success.

As Seen On TV

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Signing cage.