Trophy Hunter Gifts

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Football Crazy strip four

Horse Riding Trophy

Rugby players catching trophy

"...but enough about me."

Dragon Head Trophy

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'Once I got him into the water, it was no contest!'

'First I won the whole ball of wax. Then I got the whole enchilada...'

Third Place Blues

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'I have a banker I would like stuffing.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'He's a real beaut, Dewey! Are you going to have him mounted, or gut and fillet him?'

The Best rugby World Cup Winners

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

"I won that at law school for the quarter-mile ambulance chase."

"The last thing he said was, 'Give me the net, give me the net!'"

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

"Well you always said you'd get your name in the trophy cabinet, Jennings."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Impressive certificate. Thanks, that's for the 100 metres backstroke.'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Paul Lawrie

European Super League

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'Well, it was either him or me. He certainly makes a better rug than you would.'

'It got away!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'It's a stressful time for him every year, he really worries about getting the numbers spot on!'

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."