Trophy Tracker Gifts

Loser's Podium.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"Bang!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Zdeno Chara

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."