Treasure Tracker Gifts

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"