Trophy Tracker Mugs

Loser's Podium.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Dad Trophies

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Zdeno Chara

"Bang!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'