Trope Tracker Mugs

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Currently Boston

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Pond Dipping...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

In his final moments, Peter understood one thing - that cartoons had lied to him.